Why does a hockey bag stink so bad? Well, look at the stuff inside and soak it in sweat!
Inside a hockey bag are all the essentials for playing the greatest game on ice… and a few extras. Look at all this stuff to put into your hockey narrative!
Inside a Hockey Bag
- skates, blades, roller blades, boots, extra laces, skate guards, inline wheel grip juice, cleaner, skate sharpening stone or “sweet stick”,
- puck, foam puck, heavy puck, roller puck,
- pants, suspenders, shell,
- jock (or jill) strap, compression shorts, wicking underwear, girdle, goalie cup,
- socks, hockey socks, sock tape,
- shin pads, elbow pads, shoulder pads, wrist guards, knee pads,
- helmet, toque, sweatband, face guard, cage, visor, full visor, mouth guard and case,
- hockey gloves, mitts, thin gloves, goalie trapper and catcher,
- jersey,
- first aid kit, bandaids,
- tensor bandage, compression wear, athletic tape, kinesiology tape, brace,
- stick wax, stick tape,
- whistle,
- towel, shampoo, flipflops, soap, deodorant, comb, other toiletries,
- skate towel, mat, rag,
- water bottle, power bars, granola bar, an old orange,
- lucky charm,
- stuff from old tournaments: hat, toque, towel, medal, puck, program, jersey,
- repair kit for helmet, skates,
- screw driver, pliers,
- extras: gloves, skate blades, laces, jersey, clips, snaps,
- a scarf grandma knitted,
- puck signed by a fourth liner in Junior A,
- money, coins, car wash token, coupons,
- ketchup packs from fries and gravy you had at an arena last week, old Tim Horton’s roll-roll-up-the-rim you forgot to cash in for a free coffee last year, McDonald’s wrapper (from your lucky cheese burger),
- long defunct odour eliminator, empty febreeze bottle,
- name bar, crest,
Other stuff with the hockey bag
- stick, wooden stick, composite stick, shaft, blades,
- goalie pads,
- water bottles and carrier,
- coaches board, markers, papers, game plan,
- ref jersey and arm band, whistle,
- coat, jacket, parka, boots, shoes, outerwear,
- change of clothes, suit and tie, dress jacket,
- drying rack, drying tree, coat hanger,
- how to play hockey DVD, Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Don Cherry DVD,
Settings where you might find a Hockey Bag…
- arena, ODR (outdoor rink),
- garage, basement,
- back of a pick up, mini van,
- team bus,
- forgotten at a train station,