Not everyone chooses a path of enlightenment and goodness. Some choose darker directions. Ah, the richness of human diversity.
Unsavory Characters Menu
- riff-raff, ragamuffin, ne’er-do-well,
- ruffian, thug, miscreant,
- scrapper, brawler, bar fighter, sh– disturber, ball breaker,
- hitman, assassin, tough guy, “the muscle,”
- criminal, thief, burglar, brigand, highwayman, robber,
- king pin, pimp,
- hustler, cheater, scammer, shyster,
- hawker, charlatan, “used car salesman,” shady realtor,
- lawyer, ambulance chaser,
- reporter, paparozzi,
- dirty cop, crooked soldier, malicious military officer,
- organized crime member: biker, mafioso, yakuza, cartel,
- drifter, hitchhiker, bum, wanderer, squatter, freeloader, panhandler,
- aggressive drunk, slobbering alcoholic, belligerent wino,
- cheating spouse, abusive husband,
- bigot, racist, race hater, segregationist,
- ignorant fool, blind fool, naive fool, the foolhardy,
- loudmouth, braggart,
- spoiled brat, helicopter parent, meddling mother, overbearing relative,
- bully, mean girls, queen bees, obscene boys,
- therapist with a private agenda,
- pervert, pedophile,
- evil small town mayor, dastardly plotter,
- turned priest, fallen holy knight, devious angel,
- rude customer, lascivious guest,
- lewd street gang,
- assertive salesperson, aloof clerk,
- corner-cutting tradesman,
Descriptions and Traits of the Unsavoury…
- unethical, morally deficient,
- backward, twisted, crooked,
- nasty, mean, evil, malicious, dastardly,
- selfish, psychotic, sociopathic, antisocial,
- spiteful, hotheaded,
- devious, sneaky, tricky, sly, coy,
- bitter, covetous, jealous, quick to anger,
- cunning, sly, witty, creatively devious,
- may use spells like teleporting (good for robberies), invisibility (good for robberies), charm (good for robberies),
Things about Unsavory Characters
- may have moving and troubling backstories, you know, the “luvable misfit”
- have had bad experiences with institutions and authority
- mommy and daddy issues, self-loathing, resentment, bitterness, seething anger, jealousy, envy,
- might be a little insane (check out: Sanity)